Quiz: Can This Quiz Tell If You’re a Human or a Toy?
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who are carbon-based life forms, and those who are not actually people at all, because they’re toys. Which kind are you? Only time will tell, and by that we mean the amount of time it takes to take this quiz, so let’s say, like, three minutes?
1
The red laser beam in my arm is
A simple battery-operated light
Lethal. It could blind people
Why my friends all call me Rudolph
This is really embarrassing but I never realized I had a laser beam in my arm until now
2
Which cupcakes look the most delicious?
3
Someone saved your life! You are
Eternally grateful
Charmed, I’m sure
Pretty stoked I guess
Confused why my life was in danger?
4
Can you fly?
Duh
When I'm in a plane
No, but I can fall with style
If I try hard enough and my heart is true
5
What’s in your boot?
A snake
My foot
6
An attic is a
Storage space typically located within a roof
Black hole of existential doom from which there is no returning
7
Somebody _____ the water hole!
Poisoned
Conjured
Fell into
Disrespected
8
When a human enters the room, I
Go limp and collapse on the floor
Am devastated
Greet them warmly
Question their motives
9
Christmas and birthdays are
My very favorite
My inevitable undoing
10
You’ve got a _____ in me.
Friend
Enemy
Coworker
Grandmother
1
of 10
You. Are. A. Toy!
Congratulations! You are beloved by children and collected by collectors. Your ability to bring smiles to humans’ faces is matched only by your confusion about whether you can breathe without a helmet.
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You are a human!
Congratulations! You are a sentient life form whose superior mental faculties and advanced prefrontal cortex enable you to ponder existential questions about the meaning of life. Take good care of your toys!
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