Current Projects


Here's the slate. Familiarity with this list is crucial to being an effective officer of Internal Security:

Operation Apprehension. Create false sabotage threats, encourage beefed-up Security presence.

Operation Beeswax. Encourage employees to report the suspicious behavior of their co-workers.

Operation Clean Sweep. Develop and implement methodology for terminating unpopular animals with "inexplicable causes." Current subject: Brachiosaurus.

Operation Fall Guy. Identify potential scapegoats for various misdeeds. Gather establishing "evidence."


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